As I finished loading the last load into the washer, Kamal tapped me on the shoulder. I said, “good morning” and proceeded to separate my clothes. Kamal was a big guy and maybe he was just shy or something. He seemed like a nice guy just not very interested in me, so I thought. We spoke in passing once and he introduced himself as Kamal. When I walked in I saw my neighbor down the hall. I decided I would spend my Saturday doing laundry, so I gathered my clothes and headed down stairs to the laundry room. They should pass a law that it’s mandatory everyone gets laid at least once a day. It’s getting to the point where I can’t even function at work and now even the geeks and nerds are turning me on. I need to find a man soon though before I lose my mind with this constant sexual desire I have 24/7. Hopefully someday they will make a vibrator that can outlast my sexual needs. I have been single for a quite a few years and I am now on my 8 th vibrator. Rent is way too high, however my friends keep telling me I need to start enjoying life a little. I recently moved into a really nice high rise apartment complex in Mumbai.
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